But my computer has died! So I'm doubly unlikely to get on from here until.... a while from now.
Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With FaeThe two boys laughed, their brown eyes dark and lifeless even as they guffawed.Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Fae by HaroThar
“Yeah, bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich,” the second of the boys echoed, tapping his friend on the shoulder and gesturing at the soft, darkly colored girl. She continued playing her violin as she sat on the park bench.
“You ignoring us?” the first boy shouted, grinning like he’d won.
“I certainly am,” the girl said, her oaken skin shifting over her bones as her violin let out a beautiful noise. It was a shame, really, that the boys couldn’t appreciate the ethereal beauty of her strings.
“Oh, you think you’re hot shit, huh little bitch?” the second one shouted, emboldened by his companion.
“I just don’t think you’re worth the time,” she said, standing up, her violin still singing, a little faster now. She knew the boys’ egos would take a blow at her words. She hoped it would push them into com
Lady of SpiralsMy ancestors were Egyptians. They were royalty, god-like for their ability to banish evil spirits. Millennia later, I continue on with their work.Lady of Spirals by HaroThar
“Bitch,” I hiss, “stay away from my child.”
The spirit looks at me without eyes. I hate it when they don’t have eyes- oh wait, there they are. All black and glossy, sleek as well-groomed fur.
“She will take my burden,” the spiral spirit whispers.
“No,” I tell the Lady of Spirals, “No she won’t. Stay away from my child.”
“She will take my burden,” the Lady of Spirals repeats. I feel myself tensing, my back and shoulders making an arch as I ready myself for attack.
“Bitch,” I repeat for the last time, “I will make your existence a misery.”
She grabs my child by the ankle and I let out a war cry. My child awakens and the hovering spirit shakes, little spirals falling off of her like coiled springs. She does not release my child’s an
Two new pieces of Homestuck fanfictionhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/5344373Two new pieces of Homestuck fanfiction by HaroThar
A pitch FefTav ficlet where they have a snowball fight on playground equipment
A pitch Gamquius ficlet where Gamzee sleeps and Equius watches him
Heyo. I'm a tad nutty and a lot nerdy, I like writing and reading and I'm not too bad with a pencil and piece of printer paper. I'm pretty friendly so feel free to talk to me about laughter, love, and life in general XD|
My best friends consist of and my beloved cousin
Well, at least, as far as friends who have a dA go, anyway (you guys, get a flippin dAAAAA)
Dark rp Homestuck oc starters
"You'll be fine."
"I'm afraid it's very fatal."
"These test results...don't make any sense."
"How far can your arm go before it breaks?"
"I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."
"What does (s)he have that I don't?"
"Why did he choose her instead of me?"
"Make as many stab wounds as you want."
"I am destined as your tool."
"The girl must die."
"The boy must die."
"I want to taste your blood on my lips."
"Where do we go from here?"
"These voices...cease to let me be."
"I...can't stop crying."
"Use me as you will."
"None of it matters now."
"Shadows follow my every step."
"You've gone...completely mad."
"I'm barking mad."
"Winter is coming."
"I could kill you right now."
"May the lord have mercy on your soul."
"The mental ward let me out early this year."
"Oh how i miss the voices."
"Everyone is equal when they're dead."
"Bring me more war."
"I love war."
"I piss on your traditions."
"I hate your heart."
"I hate your so