Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Fae by HaroThar, literature
Literature
Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Fae
The two boys laughed, their brown eyes dark and lifeless even as they guffawed.
“Yeah, bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich,” the second of the boys echoed, tapping his friend on the shoulder and gesturing at the soft, darkly colored girl. She continued playing her violin as she sat on the park bench.
“You ignoring us?” the first boy shouted, grinning like he’d won.
“I certainly am,” the girl said, her oaken skin shifting over her bones as her violin let out a beautiful noise. It was a shame, really, that the boys couldn’t appreciate the ethereal beauty of her strings.
̶
My ancestors were Egyptians. They were royalty, god-like for their ability to banish evil spirits. Millennia later, I continue on with their work.
“Bitch,” I hiss, “stay away from my child.”
The spirit looks at me without eyes. I hate it when they don’t have eyes- oh wait, there they are. All black and glossy, sleek as well-groomed fur.
“She will take my burden,” the spiral spirit whispers.
“No,” I tell the Lady of Spirals, “No she won’t. Stay away from my child.”
“She will take my burden,” the Lady of Spirals repeats. I feel myself tensing, my back and s
Two new pieces of Homestuck fanfiction by HaroThar, literature
Literature
Two new pieces of Homestuck fanfiction
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5344373
A pitch FefTav ficlet where they have a snowball fight on playground equipment
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5344238
A pitch Gamquius ficlet where Gamzee sleeps and Equius watches him
Prompt: The War on Christmas is Real by HaroThar, literature
Literature
Prompt: The War on Christmas is Real
The war on Christmas is real; it’s being systematically destroyed! Who is the perpetrator? My cat, Mr. Cuddlebuns. Mr. Cuddlebuns has stopped at nothing to be the grinchiest grinch. He has pawed mercilessly at all the low hanging ornaments on the living room tree, viciously attacking them after they hit the ground. Sometimes breaking them! My tree is too large for my tiny Mr. Cuddlebuns to knock over, but by God he is trying. I have also caught him attempting to climb the tree- no doubt seeking more ornaments- multiple times!
Mr. Cuddlebuns does not stop with the Christmas tree, oh no, Mr. Cuddlebuns also has been up on the counter try
I'm not going to put it all on here since I don't really think it's fitting for my dA aesthetic, but if you wanna read my Homestuck/A Dark Room crossover, here you are:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4734011
Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Fae by HaroThar, literature
Literature
Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Fae
The two boys laughed, their brown eyes dark and lifeless even as they guffawed.
“Yeah, bitch, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich,” the second of the boys echoed, tapping his friend on the shoulder and gesturing at the soft, darkly colored girl. She continued playing her violin as she sat on the park bench.
“You ignoring us?” the first boy shouted, grinning like he’d won.
“I certainly am,” the girl said, her oaken skin shifting over her bones as her violin let out a beautiful noise. It was a shame, really, that the boys couldn’t appreciate the ethereal beauty of her strings.
̶
My ancestors were Egyptians. They were royalty, god-like for their ability to banish evil spirits. Millennia later, I continue on with their work.
“Bitch,” I hiss, “stay away from my child.”
The spirit looks at me without eyes. I hate it when they don’t have eyes- oh wait, there they are. All black and glossy, sleek as well-groomed fur.
“She will take my burden,” the spiral spirit whispers.
“No,” I tell the Lady of Spirals, “No she won’t. Stay away from my child.”
“She will take my burden,” the Lady of Spirals repeats. I feel myself tensing, my back and s
Two new pieces of Homestuck fanfiction by HaroThar, literature
Literature
Two new pieces of Homestuck fanfiction
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5344373
A pitch FefTav ficlet where they have a snowball fight on playground equipment
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5344238
A pitch Gamquius ficlet where Gamzee sleeps and Equius watches him
Prompt: The War on Christmas is Real by HaroThar, literature
Literature
Prompt: The War on Christmas is Real
The war on Christmas is real; it’s being systematically destroyed! Who is the perpetrator? My cat, Mr. Cuddlebuns. Mr. Cuddlebuns has stopped at nothing to be the grinchiest grinch. He has pawed mercilessly at all the low hanging ornaments on the living room tree, viciously attacking them after they hit the ground. Sometimes breaking them! My tree is too large for my tiny Mr. Cuddlebuns to knock over, but by God he is trying. I have also caught him attempting to climb the tree- no doubt seeking more ornaments- multiple times!
Mr. Cuddlebuns does not stop with the Christmas tree, oh no, Mr. Cuddlebuns also has been up on the counter try
I'm not going to put it all on here since I don't really think it's fitting for my dA aesthetic, but if you wanna read my Homestuck/A Dark Room crossover, here you are:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4734011
Hey. Been a while since I was around here. Dunno what's going on on dA anymore, likely will never do so ever again. I drop in every now and then but, well, I'm afraid I've moved past this website.
I have written and posted two new fics onto my AO3, both of them sicfics, both of them Homestuck.
Drop on in if you want to read them! http://archiveofourown.org/users/HaroThar/works
I'm just making slow progress.
Anyway, I need a beta. The last time I tried to upload a chapter 25 it was a disaster and quite frankly I am so pleased with myself for taking that down while I still had some face left to save.
Point is, I need someone to read over what I have for part 25 and make sure I'm writing my own damn story acceptably :P
Comment, send me a note, whatever, if you're interested!
Roquer00000000000 your work deserves all the faves!!!!! All of them!!!!! It’s such a joy to come back to dA every once in a blue moon and see what new stuff you’ve made